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Mormonism Exposed #4-Can Thomas S. Monson & M. Russell Ballard Really Control The Rain?!!

Tommy Boy!!

The current MORmON PRophet of fraud, Thomas S. Monson, ridiculously claims that he stopped the rain from falling in Brazil, when he said the following:

“My dear brothers and sisters, the past six months since last we met seem to have flown by. Much has transpired as the work of the Lord has moved forward uninterrupted.

It has been my privilege, accompanied by my counselors and by other General Authorities, to dedicate three new temples: in Curitiba, Brazil; in Panama City, Panama; and in Twin Falls, Idaho—bringing to 128 the number of temples in operation throughout the world.

The evening before each of the temple dedications took place, magnificent cultural events were held. In Curitiba, Brazil, 4,330 members from the temple district, supported by a choir of 1,700 voices, presented a most inspirational program through song, dance, and video. The enormous soccer stadium where the event took place was filled with spectators. The wind had been blowing, and rain threatened. I offered a silent prayer asking Heavenly Father to look with mercy upon those who had prepared so diligently for our entertainment and whose costumes and presentations would be damaged if a heavy rain or wind enveloped them. He honored that prayer, and it wasn’t until the end of the show and later on that evening that rain fell in abundance.”

Here are the links to the official text, audio & video(about the 1:40 mark) of the MORmON PRophet Thomas S. Monson, right from LDS.org, claiming that he stopped the rain in Brazil:

MP3 AUDIO

WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER VIDEO

QUICKTIME VIDEO

TEXT REGULAR

TEXT PDF

Here is the video of MORmON ASSpostHole M. Russel Ballard(along with Quentin Cook) on his Nightline interview on January 12, 2009, claiming out of the blue, that he can make it rain.

Ballard said: “Let it rain, and before we left the temple it was raining.”

Apparently it was in some place that was in the middle of a big drought. I’d personally like Ballard to come clean and reveal to the world where exactly this drought was and where he made it rain and what affect it had on the place. Of course that will NEVER HAPPEN, because it NEVER HAPPENED!! I recommend that everyone watch the whole video, but if you just want to hear the bullshit “I can make it rain” part, just fast forward to about the 2:40 mark.

This rain comment ranks right up there with and reminds me of the Stake Conference I went to, where he said(and I recorded and posted it on my Mormon Truth blog and podcast) that “you don’t know your dead when you die.” This MORmON ASSpostHOLE Ballard literally just makes shit up on the spot and talks straight out of his ass and lies, in the tradition of Joseph Smith, who coincidentally, he’s a direct descendant of…what a surprise eh?!!

Thanks everyone for signing up and I look forward to everyone’s comments and I hope you enjoyed the podcast and these videos, that once again, reveal the fraud and lies of the MORmON cult!!

Samuel the Utahnite

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11 comments to Mormonism Exposed #4-Can Thomas S. Monson & M. Russell Ballard Really Control The Rain?!!

  • Taiwan typhoon update!!

    I just wanted to follow up on this podcast with some additional info and current events, that confirm everything I said in this podcast. First of all, has everyone been watching the news and seeing the torrential flooding in China and the horrific mudslides in Taiwan, that covered an entire village and killed hundreds of men, women, children and babies?

    Again, I ask where the hell are Thomas S. Monson(THE “PRophet OF THE WORLD” who can control the rain) and M. Russell Ballard, who also claims to be able to control the rain, from the inside of a MORmON temple in some unknown location. Where are you guys? Are you still sitting in your Goddamn ornate dining room, eating more chicken teriyaki, while spewing more lies and bullshit to some reporter? Are you sitting around, working on your next conference talks, while innocent people die, that could be saved by your magical powers?

    Once again folks, according to what they claim they can do…all of the blood of anyone that dies in this world because of drought or rain…is on their cultist hands. They have been hanging out on THIS WEBSITE now for 12 days straight and haven’t even closed the window…so they must be terrified of what I’m gonna say about them next, as I continue to expose their fraud and lies to the world!!

    Also, I found YET ANOTHER instance of Thomas S. Monsoon(right off of ThomasMonson.com) claiming that he can control the rain…once again making the rain stop by a simple prayer to the “MORmON GOD”, this time in Germany…so yes, he does have the power to stop it from raining…making him just as powerful as the ASSpostHOLE Ballard, who hasn’t claimed to be able to STOP THE RAIN yet, to my knowledge. If I find it I’ll return and report.

    It would make sense that Tommy Boy would be more powerful, since he has ALL THE KEYS…LOL!! I’m sure he can make it rain too and I’ll keep looking for that claim. If Ballard can do it, I’m sure Tommy can make it rain twice as hard!!

    Monson said:

    “Today, on a gentle rise in the historic city of Freiberg, Germany, there stands a beautiful, dedicated temple of God. The temple provides the ultimate-even the eternal-blessings of a loving Heavenly Father to His faithful Saints.

    Years ago, on a Sunday morning, April 27, 1975, I stood on an outcropping of rock situated between the cities of Dresden and Meissen, high above the Elbe River. I responded to the promptings of the Holy Spirit and offered a prayer of dedication on that land and its people. That prayer noted the faith of the members. It emphasized the tender feelings of many hearts filled with an overwhelming desire to obtain temple blessings. A plea for peace was expressed. Divine help was requested. I voiced the words, “Dear Father, let this be the beginning of a new day for the members of Thy Church in this land.”

    Suddenly, from far below in the valley, a bell in a church steeple began to chime and the shrill crow of a rooster broke the morning silence(what a load of bullshit there eh…he just can’t help himself), each heralding the commencement of a new day. Though my eyes were closed, I felt a warmth from the sun’s rays reaching my face, my hands, my arms. How could this be? An incessant rain had been falling all morning. At the conclusion of the prayer, I gazed heavenward. I noted a ray of sunshine which penetrated an opening in the heavy clouds, a ray which engulfed the spot where our small group stood. From that moment I knew divine help was at hand…At times the waiting period stretched to three hours, OCCASIONALLY IN THE RAIN. None wavered. All were shown God’s house.”

    Once again, the “MORmON GOD” cared more about shining some light through a cloud and stopping the rain, and “a ray which engulfed the spot where our small group stood”, instead of the starving, disease invested and dying men, women, children and babies over in Africa and all around the world, not to mention those who were killed and raped during his prayer, somewhere in the world. Is this the “ALL POWERFUL GOD” that people love and worship? Well, I’m sure glad that I don’t…HOW EMBARRASSING!!

    You know what is interesting though, is that at the end of that quote…he mentions that “at times the waiting period stretched to three hours, OCCASIONALLY IN THE RAIN“, which completely contradicts his claim that he can make the rain stop. If he can, why didn’t he for the entire time that people were waiting in line, just like he claims he did at that conference in Brazil, praying to “GOD” silently, “to look with mercy upon those who had prepared so diligently for our entertainment and whose costumes and presentations would be damaged if a heavy rain or wind enveloped them.”

    What about the people waiting in line and their clothes and hair…they didn’t matter, or did he just forget to offer another silent prayer for them, because they didn’t have costumes on? If he honored his other prayers to stop the rain, why wouldn’t he have honored that one? I guess it’s clear that he didn’t bother to offer a prayer.

    In Brazil, he said, “He honored that prayer, and it wasn’t until the end of the show and later on that evening that rain fell in abundance.” Wow…so what an asshole Monson is, to stop the rain earlier in the day, in Germany with a prayer, just like in Brazil and then he just said “FUCK IT” and didn’t bother to help out the people waiting in line for 3 hours(which he now seems to brag about), “occasionally in the rain.”

    I think the fraud and lies regarding this claim to control the rain is apparently clear, as he contradicted himself within the 2 paragraphs, as it’s hard to keep all the lies and exaggerations straight, isn’t it Tommy Boy?!!

    I will say though, that I have a blast exposing his pathetic cult, lying ass and bullshit fairytales…now if only the TBMs would wise up and realize that he’s filling them full of complete shit and faith promoting BULLSHIT!! That’s where the brainwashing and cognitive dissonance spring to action. I dare Daniel C. Peterson and his FARMS-BYU THUGS or the lying assholes over at FAIR, to explain this chain of events and bullshit claims…but they’ll be silent, because there is nothing they can say as I’ve exposed the hoax!!

    Anyway, hope you all enjoyed that update and if anyone else comes across more info on this “I can make it rain or stop the rain” bullshit…just let me know, as I’ll keep looking too.

    Thanks guys and please sign up for the website and get registered, so that you can start leaving comments and that includes you in the MORmON cult office building and at BYU, who can’t stay off of my website, blogs and now my twitter. Quit lurking around and grow some balls(or pray to your “GOD” for some) and start leaving comments…you big pussies for “JESUS!!”

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  • USREPORT-US-WEATHER-ST0RMS

    THOMAS S. MONSON, ON BEHALF OF ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT MIGHT DIE DUE TO HURRICANES, DURING THIS HURRICANE SEASON, I PUBLICLY CALL FOR YOU TO USE YOUR MAGICAL POWERS OF “GOD” TO SAVE LIVES AND PROPERTY, KNOWING THAT IF YOU DON’T, THE BLOOD OF EVERY PERSON THAT DIES WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!!

    PLEASE DO NOT SIT IDLY BY AND HIDE YOUR TALENTS AND GIFTS FROM “GOD”, WHILE ALLOWING “GOD’S” CHILDREN TO DIE NEEDLESSLY, WHEN YOU CAN EASILY SAVE THEM ALL, JUST LIKE YOU PROTECTED THE COSTUMES OF THOSE POOR KIDS IN BRAZIL WHO DANCED FOR YOU!!

    IMAGINE THE CONVERTS YOU’LL GET AFTER HAVING CNN, FOX NEWS, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, THE BBC, ETC, RECORD YOU RAISING YOUR ARMS TO THE SKY WHILE PRAYING AND STOPPING THE RAIN FROM HURRICANES. CAN YOU ALSO STOP THE WIND…I’M ASSUMING YOU CAN!!

    Well, here we go again!! Hurricane Bill is raging towards Bermuda and Thomas S. Monson and M. Russell Ballard are no shows and no where to be found once again. Thomas S. Monson, the self-proclaimed PRophet and THE ONLY man on earth to be able to speak for and on behalf of “GOD” and he’s off getting his shoes shined, instead of saving lives with his magical powers.

    Thomas S. Monsoon already blew off Ana, that drenched Puerto Rico, so let’s hope that he’ll give a shit about Bill!! Let’s hope that Monsoon will show the world his amazing powers of stopping the rain, during the entire hurricane season.

    If I’m not mistaken, hurricanes always involve a lot of water, so we’re gonna need Thomas S. Monson for this one, to stop the rain and massive flooding and save lives and property.

    What do you think the odds are that Tommy Boy will use his magic powers this time?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090817/us_nm/us_weather_st0rms

    This video shows what matters most to Tommy Boy, the MORmON PRophet of FRAUD, LIES and DECEPTION!!

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  • Here is Thomas S. Monson’s very CREEPY “EAR WIGGLE” video…what a bunch of BULLSHIT!! Check out the “LOUD LAUGHTER” of all of the thousands of MORmONS in the Hinckley center, who, on worldwide TV, are blatantly breaking their temple covenants of NO LOUD LAUGHTER and it’s their PRophet’s fault..how ironic!!

    Too bad there isn’t a penalty for that…LOL!!

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  • Here is MORmON PRophet Thomas S. Monson and ASSpostHOLE M. Russell Ballard’s theme song…which is PERFECT and fitting, because Milli Vanilli were a couple of phonies, just like Monson and Ballard are…LOL!!

    Two grown men playing games and pretending to be something they aren’t, while defrauding the world and their “fans?” Ring a bell Monson and Ballard and all of you other MORmON Hierarchy assholes? At least they just claimed to be singers and not “PRophets, Seers and Revelators.” Oh, and at least people actually got something for their money and enjoyed the music, even though it wasn’t them.

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  • Is Thomas S. Monson, self-proclaimed “PRophet, Seer & Revelator” of “GOD”…really just a genie in disguise? Yes, it appears he is…LOL…ENJOY!!

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  • This is how a MORmON PRophet like Thomas S. Monson hypnotizes and brainwashes his fellow cultists…LOL!! Thanks Paul for this GREAT video!!

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  • Hey everyone, I just found a couple of interesting videos from the MORmON’s Panama City temple dedication. In the first clip, Monson(yes, the guy who claims to “control the rain”) is caught saying “we might be dressed for rain.”(What, he couldn’t control it that day? “MIGHT”…he wasn’t sure? Maybe he was masturbating and needed to go see his Bishop…LOL…ASSHOLE!!)

    The 2nd clip shows it clearly RAINING, as everyone has their umbrella out…LOL…ooooops!!

    So what happened Tommy Boy Monsoon…your silent little prayer to the “MORmON GOD” wasn’t answered this time? Why? Will you still brag about it General Conference and actually lie, claiming you stopped the rain again? So many questions and NO ANSWERS!!

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  • Monson said : “We prayed for a lovely day.” And Monson claimed “those prayers were answered.” So, once again, we have Monson praying for sunlight and the “MORmON GOD” listened again. So now we have yet another official instance where Monson has stopped the rain, that was NEVER coming anyway…LOL!! Good thing this wasn’t in Germany, where it rained on them for hours, despite the same prayers, right Tommy Boy Monsoon and your fictitious “MORmON God?”

    So, if it doesn’t rain, his prayers were answered and if it does rain and thousands of brainwashed people stupidly stand soaked in the rain for hours…it shows how strong their faith in a damn cult is. So, does Monson want it to rain or not? Either way, he’ll twist it into a faith promoting experience, not realizing that he’s contradicting himself when it does rain!!

    RIDICULOUS!!

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  • “President Thomas S. Monson, celebrating his 82nd birthday, winked, WIGGLED HIS EARS(I think this is now his official trademark, like the above video points out) and fussed over a passel of children Friday as he presided over the traditional mortar ritual preceding the first dedicatory session for the Oquirrh Mountain Temple, the LDS Church’s fourth in the Salt Lake Valley and 130th in the world.”

    Apparently controlling the wind…is NOT one of his special powers!! I guess he’ll have to work on that one!! Monson to me appears very nervous and sort of rambles on with nonsense when not at the pulpit, with a pre-written talk. I guess sometimes you might get nervous when you’re in front of all of these people that THINK you’re a “PRophet, Seer and Revelator”, when you know beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you’re a complete fraud, who has never even caught a glimpse of “Jesus Christ” or “God the Father.”

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  • The Taiwan village is still buried under mud and those who were buried will remain there and it will become a memorial park. I wonder if Thomas S. Monson will visit those he helped to die there?

    “The official toll from typhoon Morakot stands at 291 dead and 387 missing, and the damage to agricultural production has been put at T$14.4 billion.”

    http://www.yahoo.com/s/1119337

    All of this blood from these people is on the MORmON PRophet Thomas S. Monson’s hands, since he didn’t use his magical powers of stopping the rain, which led to the massive flooding and mudslide in Taiwan. I guess if they had dressed up in costumes and kissed his ass and danced for him; he might have offered his traditional silent prayer to his MORmON God and saved their lives? Or maybe if it had been a temple open house?

    Amazing how he never predicts the rain stopping before it stops, isn’t it? It’s only after it stops, that he mentions how he “offered a silent prayer” and says “the prayer was answered.” WHAT A LIAR AND FRAUD!!

    Congratulations Thomas Monson…you should be so proud of yourself and your “MORmON God”, as you both literally killed these poor, innocent people by your inaction…hope you’re proud of yourselves!!

    It’s too bad that your “MORmON GOD” needs a pathetic thug and fraud like you to pray to him before he does anything isn’t it? The fact is that you’re both a couple of assholes…and in reality, only one of you even exist!!

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  • Happy birthday Tommy LOSER BOY/MORmON CULT PRophet…LOL!!

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